A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?”
The man replies, “No thanks.”
He continues to stand on the clouds.
“Are you sure I can’t help you?” says Saint Peter.
“No. That’s fine,” says the man.
Several minutes pass before Saint Peter approaches the man again.
“Look,” he says, “You do realize that if you’re here, you’re dead – right?”
“Oh, I realize that,” replies the man.
“You realize that,” Saint Peter repeats.
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The man points down through the clouds, “I’m just waiting for the doctor down there to realize that!”
A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car
A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”
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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
