A man left for work one Friday morning.
Instead of going home after work, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with his friends. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After a while, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”
“That would be fine with me”, he replied.
Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.
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Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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A man walks into a bar and orders drink after drink after drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he’s getting drunk
“I have to come home to this!” the guy says, pointing to the picture of the beautiful girl.
“What’s wrong with her?” asks the bartender. ”She’s beautiful and half your age!”
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”Exactly. That’s my daughter.” <3
