A man named Jack walks into Bob’s Stables to buy a new horse.
“Listen here,” says Bob, the owner.
“I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained by an interesting guy. He doesn’t stop and goes the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to yell ‘HEY HEY!’, and the way to get him to go is by yelling ‘Thank God!'”
Jack nodded his head. “Fine with me. Can I take him for a test run?”
Bob agrees.
A few minutes later, Jack is having the time of his life, thinking to himself that the horse sure could run fast.
As he speeds down a dirt road, he panics as he realizes there’s a cliff-edge fast approaching.
“Stop!” Jack shouts, to no avail.
He remembers what he has to say to make the horse stop just five feet from the edge and yells: “HEY HEY!”
The horse skids to a halt, with just an inch to spare before a sheer drop of hundreds of feet.
Breathless, Jack looks over the cliff edge in disbelief at his good fortune.
He looks up to the sky, raises his hands in the air, and breathes a deep sigh of relief.
“Oh,” he says, relieved. “Thank God!”
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Horse Is In A Pub.
A horse in a pub having a few beers when he spots a donkey in the corner, so he goes over for a chat.
The donkey asks, “What do you do for a living?”
The horse says, “I run on the flats in the summer and do the jumps in the winter.”
And the donkey says, “I work with the children on the beach.”
Then he asks the horse, “Did you win anything?”
The horse replies, “Yes, on the flats I won the Oaks, St. Leger, and the Derby. And over the jumps, I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup.”
They arrange to meet at the donkey’s house the following week, and the donkey thinks, “I really have to impress this guy… he has done everything.”
So he goes out and buys a big picture of a Zebra and hangs it above his fireplace.
The horse arrives and says, “Lovely place you have here, and who’s that in the picture on the wall?”
The donkey replied, “That’s me when I played for Juventus..”
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