A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car.
He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph.
He accelerated to 60, and the chicken still keep up with him.
He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him.
The man then noticed that the chicken had three legs. So, he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm.
He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, “What’s up with these chickens?”
The farmer said, “Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I’m going to be a millionaire.”
“how did they tast?” the man asked
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The farmer replied, “Don’t know, haven’t caught one yet.”
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A chemistry teacher put a $20 bill in a bottle of ethanol
For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it in a bottle of ethanol. He then asks his students if it will dissolve.
A student raises his hand to answer.
Student: No it won’t dissolve sir.
Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
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Student: You’re so cheap, there’s no way you would’ve sacrificed that $20.
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