A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him.
“Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.” The giraffe replied.
“What are you doing at the movies?”. The man continued
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The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
A man was speeding down the highway
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, an officer pulled over him.
He handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Have you Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
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The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch all the fish?”
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