A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.
The bartender tells him that they will go flat while he drinks.
But the man explains to him, “I have two brothers. When we
all left home we decided every night we will all go to the bar
and have a drink for each of us.”
This man becomes a regular and orders three beers every
night.
But a few months later, he walks into silently and orders only
two.
The bar falls silent.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “I don’t mean to do intrude, but I’m sorry for your loss.”
The man looks confused at first, then laughs, “Oh, no! It’s just
that my doctor said I had to quit drinking.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
“But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
LOL!!
