A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer.
The bartender tells him that they will go flat while he drinks.
But the man explains to him, “I have two brothers. When we all left home we decided every night we would all go to the bar and have a drink for each of us.”
This man becomes a regular and orders three beers every night.
But a few months later, he walks into silently and orders only two.
The bar falls silent.
The bartender walks up to him and says, “I don’t mean to do intrude, but I’m sorry for your loss.”
The man looks confused at first, then laughs, “Oh, no! It’s just that my doctor said I had to quit drinking.”
LOL!!!
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender, and orders a beer.
The bartender looks at the drunk man and says, “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t serve you… You’ve already had too much to drink.”
The guy swears and walks out of the bar.
Five minutes later, the guy comes flying through the side door of the bar and yells for a beer.
Again the bartender says, “I’m sorry sir…but I can’t serve you…you’ve already had too much to drink!”
Ten minutes later, the same guy comes barrel-passing through the back door of the bar, and demands a beer.
Again, the bartender says to the man… “I’m really sorry, sir, but you’ve had too much to drink…you’re going to have to leave!”
The guy looks at the bartender questioningly and finally says, “My God, man… How many bars do you work at?!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
