A man walks into a bar and orders three shots.
“Long day?” asks the bartender.
“Well… My oldest son just came out…”
The man returns the next day and orders four shots.
“What now?” the bartender asks.
“My middle son just came out.”
The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar.
He comes back the next day and orders five shots.
“Again?” the bartender asks.
“Yeah. My youngest son.”
He drinks his shots and leaves.
The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots.
“My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??” the bartender asks.
“Yeah… My wife.”
LOL!!
An American walks into an Irish bar.
An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
