A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is definitely not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here having taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A Hotel Guest Calls The Front Desk.
A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.
The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk.
The clerk responds, “May I help you?”
The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.”
“What seems to be the problem, sir?” Asks the clerk.
“I’m having an argument with my wife and she’s threatening to jump out of the window.”
The desk clerk calmly says, “I’m very sorry to hear that sir, but that’s a personal matter.”
The man replies, “Listen to you, idiot, the window won’t open and that’s a maintenance matter!”
