It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, my wife will ki..l.l me if I don’t have one”
“Okay,” says the butcher, “let me see what I have left.”
He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That one is too skinny. What else have you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
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“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You’d better give me both of them!”
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A man was Promoted to Montreal
Boss: Congratulations! I’m promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
The young man (disappointed): But sir! There’s nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I’ll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
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The young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?
