A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination but found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him.
“Listen,” the doctor said, “if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.”
“I know,” said the man, “but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone.”
A little boy failed in mathematics
A Little boy came home early from school, his father asked:
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Son: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”