One day, L.Logan’s grandma invited him and his mother into her house.
At dinner, When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
“Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
“I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
“Of course you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
“That’s at our house,” Logan explained, “but Grandma knows how to cook.”
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear?”
The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.”
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I a pure polar bear?”
She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.” Why do you ask sweetie?”
The baby polar bear replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”
