A mother invited some people to dinner.
She turned to her six-year-old daughter at the table and asked, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear mommy say,” the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner, feeling very nervous as it’s her first time meeting them.
They all sit down to a fine meal, but the woman soon starts to feel discomfort from her nerves and the broccoli casserole.
With gas pains almost bringing tears to her eyes, she decides to discreetly relieve herself and lets out a dainty fart.
Though not loud, everyone at the table hears it.
Before she can be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looks at the dog sleeping at her feet and sternly says, “Skippy!”
Relieved, the woman smiles, thinking she’s off the hook.
A few minutes later, the discomfort returns.
Without hesitation, she lets out a louder and longer fart.
The father once again looks at the dog and yells, “Dammit Skippy!”
Feeling even more relieved, the woman smiles and thinks, “Yes!”
As the meal continues, the woman feels the gas building up again.
This time, she doesn’t even think about it and lets out a fart that rivals a train whistle.
The father, now looking truly disgusted, shouts, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
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