Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
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Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
A parking guy suddenly disappears. A customer worried about him.
After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.
“What happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots are? Did he retire?”
The employee is somewhat confused.
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“Sir, parking has been free ever since we opened.”
