The pirate had spent a lot of time in the sun so he decided to go to the skin clinic and get the moles on his back checked out by a specialist.
The specialist takes a close look at them and says “it is ok, they’re benign”
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The pirate replies “Check again, I think there be eleven”
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A man was speeding down the highway
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, an officer pulled over him.
He handed him the citation, received his signature, and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me that were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Have you ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
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The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch all the fish?”
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