A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.
” Oy Morris “, said Grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost? ”
Leaning close to Grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear.
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Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertises fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
