A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
“We have two basic needs, honorable sir,” the villager leader replied.
“Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
Hearing this, the politician brought out his phone, after speaking for a while he told them not to worry, a doctor would be there tomorrow, and he asked for the second problem.
“…Secondly, sir, there is no cell phone reception anywhere in this village.”
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A politician, 3 doctors and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest.
A politician, 3 doctors, and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest.
They arrive there and start climbing the long way up the tallest climb on Earth.
It’s a grueling climb and they have to stop many times to rest and pull each other up.
Halfway into the climbing, the rope starts to break.
The doctors say they should all hang in there and wait for help.
Nobody believes they will arrive on time.
The engineers with their quick physics skills, tell everyone, “One of us has to jump or else we all die!”
No one wanted to jump. Everyone held onto the rope with their hands tightly. Then, the politician let out a sigh.
“You people are valuable resources for the country. A doctor can save so many lives. An engineer can build so many innovative things. But what am I? A useless politician. What should I do for society? Nothing. I just give speeches and that’s it.” – he gives out a very heartfelt sigh.
The others were so touched, that they all started clapping for the politician.
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