A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
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The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
A man goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.
He notices there is a machine with the indication: “Put a dollar in the slot and the machine will tell you who you are!”
Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and waits.
The machine suddenly sounds:
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
The man blacked out with the machine’s ability.
So, he decided to trick the machine.
He wore a fake mustache and put another dollar inside the slot.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.” says the machine.
“But it’s impossible!” screamed the man, acquiring a maniac’s need to trick the machine.
He ran to the toilet and disguised himself as an Arab.
Then, he did the same routine.
“You’re John Mayer from New York, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You’re about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago.”
Furious then, he disguises himself as a woman and puts the dollar as usual in the slot.
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“You’re John Mayer, a lawyer, 5.9 feet tall, 90 kilos, and with your bullshits you… lost the train!”
