I was in the public restroom – I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
“Hi, how are you?”
Me: “embarrassed, “Doin’ fine!”
Stall: “So, what are you up to?”
Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”
Stall: “Can I come over?”
Me: (attitude) “Are you @$!#! serious!!!!!!”
Stall: “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There‘s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions”
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Sooooooo embarrassing…LOL
LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
See more jokes:
A Blonde man wanted to fly with his dog on board.
A blonde man called an airline customer-service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and rollover.
The customer was perplexed.
“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
