One morning, a rabbit walks into a butcher shop and says, ‘Hello, sir. Do you have any carrots?’
The barber responds, ‘Carrots? This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell carrots here.’
‘Oh’, responds the rabbit, ‘My apologies’, and he hops out of the store.
The next day, the rabbit comes back.
‘Helloooo. Do you have any carrots?’
‘You’re that rabbit from yesterday, aren’t you? I already told you. This is a butcher shop. We don’t sell carrots.’
‘Ahh. Right.’ The rabbit hops out again.
Day three comes around, and again the rabbit appears.
‘Hiiiiiiiiiiiii. Do you have any carrots?’
‘Look, mate, I’ve told you. This is a butcher shop. If you come back asking for more carrots, I’ll nail your ears to the floor!
‘My ears, you say? Hmm, okay, thanks anyway.’ The rabbit hops out.
Day four passes, and there’s no rabbit.
Day five and day six pass without any sign of the rabbit, either.
Day seven comes around, and suddenly, the rabbit reappears.
‘Heeeeey. Do you have any nails?’
‘….Nails? Of course, I don’t, you imbecile! This is a butcher shop!’ ‘Right. Got any carrots, then?’
A Man Buys a Duck
A man goes to a pet store and begins to move around the cages to see the pets.
He sees a duck priced at $5,000 and goes to the merchant to ask for details.
“Hey sir, the duck… what does it know to worth that much money?”
“Well, it knows Windows 7 and Windows 10, and also knows Word, C ++, .net, app programming, and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games.”
“Wow good duck, it’s worth the money.”
He goes and finds another duck with a price of $10,000 and again he will ask the merchant.
“What does this duck know?”
“It knows Linux, Unix, Corel, and Autocad.”
“Wow, even I don’t know those things.”
On a last scout run, he finds another duck sitting there with a price of $20,000.
The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details.
“And what does this duck do for that ridiculous amount of money?”
“I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen her do anything before, but the other two call her Project Manager.”
LOL!!!
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