A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce.
To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering them either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this way until the end of the street. To the house where the man was the boss, he gave a horse, and to the household where the woman was the boss, he gave a chicken.
To determine who the boss was between the man and the woman, the farmer devised a strange tactic.
When he arrived, he saw a couple outside attending to their garden. The farmer approached them and asked them who was the boss among them. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then proceeded and told the man that he had a black horse and a brown horse and asked him which of the horses he would like to have.
After thinking about the question for a while, the man told the farmer that he would like to have the black one. Immediately he said his wife cut in and said: “No, no, no, get the brown one,” asking her husband to choose the other horse.
Hearing what the man’s wife had just said, the farmer quickly handed her the chicken and went on his way. That was a great tactic by the farmer. He sure knew who the real boss was.
A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan farmer immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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