A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking about space.
The Russian said, “We were the first in space”.
The American said, “We were the first to walk on the moon.”
The blonde said, “We are going to be the first on the sun.”
The Russian and the American looked at each other and said, “You cannot walk on the sun, you will burn up.”
The blonde replied, “Do you think we’re stupid? We will go at night.”
Best Blonde Joke Ever
This guy is walking downtown when he sees this blonde jumping up and down on top of a manhole cover shouting, “32! 32! 32! 32!”
And he walks over and says, “Hey! What… what are you doing?”
And she says, “Oh, it’s just a game blonde girls like to play. You probably wouldn’t be good at it.”
And he gets all insulted and demands to play.
He gets on top of the manhole and starts jumping shouting, “32! 32! 32!” and she says, “No! No! No! You need to jump much higher!”
And he jumps in the air and shouts, “32! 32! 32!”
And before he can hit the ground, the blond pulls away from the manhole cover and he falls into the sewer.
She replaces the manhole cover, gets back on top, and starts jumping up and down shouting, “33! 33! 33!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
