A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked the small boy.
“Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him pass.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again.
Still, no one came to the door.
Turning to the boy, the fellow said, “I thought you said your mother was home?!”
The kid replied, “She is, but this isn’t where I live.”
A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia
A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia where he went to sell them a new brand of Coca-Cola.
Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him: “Why the long face?”
The salesman replied: “I failed in Saudi Arabia, the campaign was a total failure.”
“Why is that?” Asked the friend, “I thought you had a good campaign running.”
“Well, when I got posted there, I was very confident that I would make a great sales pitch for the Saudis. But I had a problem – I didn’t speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the meaning of the message with the use of three images: First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand in utter exhaustion, he has fainted. Second poster: The man is drinking the new Coca-Cola brand. Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed and feeling great. I had these posters pasted all over the place. You couldn’t go anywhere without seeing them.”
“Great! That should have worked!” said the friend.
“The heck it should have!” said the salesman. “Only no one told me they read from right to left!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
