A group of elderly women attended a seminar about nurturing loving relationships with their husbands.
The speaker asked, “How many of you love your husbands?”
Every hand shot up.
Next, they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Answers ranged from “today” to “I don’t remember.”
The women were then instructed to text their husbands: *I love you, sweetheart.*
Finally, they swapped phones to read the responses. Here are some of the hilarious replies:
1. “Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?”
2. “What now? Did you crash the car again?”
3. “I don’t understand what you mean?”
4. “What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!”
5. “????”
6. “How much money do you need this time?”
7. “Am I dreaming? ???????”
8. “If this message isn’t for me, you’re in big trouble!”
9. “I told you to stop drinking!”
And the best one…
10. “Who is this?”
Husband’s sneaky text prank takes a hilarious turn
Funny story 1:
A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.”
But there was no reply…
So, he sent another text, “Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, REALLY?”
He responded, “No, I just wanted to ensure you got my first message.”
Funny story 2:
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that men will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
