A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work.
He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.”
The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what I can do.”
The boss replies, “Ok, see that giant tree over there, go cut it down.”
The skinny lumberjack cuts it down without breaking a sweat.
“Wow!” says the boss, “Where did you learn how to cut trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest.” the lumberjack replies.
“You mean the Sahara Desert?” says the boss.
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“Well sure, that’s what they call it now!” laughs the lumberjack.
An engineering student is walking on campus one day
Paddy is walking on campus one day when he sees Johnny (his friend) riding up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“WTH? Where did you get such a great bike?” asks Paddy
Johhny replies, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, and suddenly a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said to me that I could take whatever I wanted. Then I choose this bike as you can see”.
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Paddy nods approvingly and says, “Wow, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”
