A man is sitting at home watching T.V. when he hears a knock at the door.
The man gets up and answers the door, and to his astonishment, there is a snail at the door.
The snail says “Can I sell you some double glazing?” To which the man replies “no” and kicks him down the street.
Two weeks later there is another knock at the door. The man answers it and it is the snail again.
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The snail then says “What did you do that for then?”
A boy visited his Sunday school for the first time.
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked his age. The little boy held up four fingers.
“Oh, you’re four,” said the teacher. “And when will you be 5?”
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The child stared at her and after a few seconds replied, “When I hold up the other finger.”
