A squirrel is living in a pine tree. One day it starts to shake and rock so he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree.
“What the hell!” the squirrel exclaims. “What the hell do you think you’re doing climbing up this tree?!”
The elephant responds. “I’m climbing up here to eat pears.”
The squirrel is befuddled. “You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!”
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The elephant stares at him for a moment before replying, “I know. I brought my own.”
A husband asks his wife: Will you marry after I die?
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?”
The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.”
The wife asks him back, “Will you marry after I die?”
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The husband responds, “No, I will also live with your sister.”
