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A student called up his Mom one evening

A student called up his Mom from college one evening and asked for money because he was broke.

His mother said, “Of course, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”

“Uh, oh yeah, okay.” replied the child.

So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.

When she comes back, Dad asked, “Well, how much did you give the boy this time?”

“Oh, I wrote him two checks, one for $20 and the other for $1,000 out to him.”

“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”

“Don’t worry honey,” Mom said, kissing Dad on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”

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A student wants to get her teacher fired.

Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”

No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way.

“Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”

Mary stands up and blushes with anger.

“How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”

The teacher is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.

Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”

“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”

Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, β€œMary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”

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