My mother always told me, ‘Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.’
The cops walked up to my car, ‘Would you like to step out of the car?’
I said, ‘Hell no, it’s hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop your аss in here with me?’
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L.Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.
His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”
Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”
Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”
LOL!!
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