A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”
Passenger: “Who?”
Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.
Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”
Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”
Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”
Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”
Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”
Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”
Passenger: “How did you meet him?”
Cabbie: “Well… I never actually met Frank
…
..
.
You see, several years ago Frank died, and I married his f…@…c..k…i…ng wife.”
LOLLLLLL, did you find it funny?
We hope it can bring positive energy to your day
Three blondes were driving through the desert
Three blondes were driving through the desert
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.
They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better
The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”
The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”
…
..
.
The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”
