A taxi driver is driving a passenger with radio blaring local news.
The passenger asked the driver to turn down the radio.
After minutes of no response, the passenger got impatient and tapped the driver’s shoulder.
Suddenly the taxi swerved to the left, narrowly missing a car and skidding uncontrollably towards a newsstand, and a hotdog stood right behind it until it’s stopped by a wall.
The driver’s face was paper-white and people were running left and right.
Luckily nobody was harmed.
The passenger jumped out the door and screamed, “What the hell, man?!? Are you drunk?? Sleepy??”
The driver apologizes profusely, “I’m sorry, Sir. I’m perfectly focused, it’s just that this is my first day on the job.”
The passenger got even more angry, “So what?? Is it your first day driving as well??”
“No, Sir,” replied the driver, “I’ve been driving since high school, and driving is the only thing I do all my life. It’s just that this is my first time driving a taxi. I have 20 years of experience driving a hearse.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Indian taxi driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.
An Indian taxi driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.
Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtook the taxicab and the Japanese man said, “A very fast motorcycle, made in Japan.”
Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese man said, “A very fast car, made in Japan.”
When they reached the destination, the fare was 1,500 rupees.
The Japanese man thought that the ride would only cost 500 rupees.
He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive.
The driver said, “A very fast meter, made in India.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
