Little Johnny walked into class. His teacher held out her hand and asked sternly, “Where’s your homework?”
“My dog ate it,” Little Johnny answered seriously.
The teacher crossed her arms and said, “Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?”
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“It’s true, Miss, I swear!” insisted Johnny. “I had to force him, but he definitely ate it!”
A new teacher.
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
“That’s right!” she coaxed.
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Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
