The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking.
She told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and to one hundred if it was very important.
The next day the class went to a picnic. While he was speaking, he noticed several lips moving rapidly.
Suddenly the whole class shouted: “Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!”
A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a contest.
A blonde and a brunette decided to hold a contest.
The contest was simple: they would both jump off a bridge and see who would hit the water first.
They both jumped off the bridge at the same time. Who hit the water first?
The brunette did. The blonde stopped halfway down and asked for directions.
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