As a 7th-grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body.
After my lecture, I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?”
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I was taken aback when a boy blurted out: “That’s cuz your feet ain’t empty!”
LoLLLL, did you laugh?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a ship.
3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel
There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.
The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.
The blonde has no choice.
She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.
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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.
