A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could stay there for the night.
“Well, we’re mighty crowded since there’s already someone in the spare room,” replied the farmer. “But I guess you can stay if you don’t mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.”
The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, “That’s fine by me and in case you’re worried, I want you to know I’m a gentleman.”
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“Well,” mused the farmer, “as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.”
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A woman dropped her purse on the floor outside McDonald’s
I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning and quickly followed her.
As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”
She didn’t hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.
As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, “You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
“Thank you so much,” she said, “Where is it?”
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I said, “I’ve just told you, on the floor outside McDonald’s.”
