A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street.
At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and walks down the street.
At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
LOL!!
A blonde is tired of all blonde jokes
A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! Can I have one if I can count all your sheep correctly?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure.”
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd grimaced.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “Yeah?”
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
