A user calls assistance service, and a technician takes the call.
User: My internet is not working properly
Technician: Ok, double click on “My computer”
User: I can’t see your computer.
Technician: No, no… click on “My computer” on your computer..
User: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Technician: Listen… There is an icon labelled “My computer” on your computer. Double click on it.
User: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?
Technician: Double click on your computer.
User: On which icon I have to click?
Technician: “My Computer”.
User: Oh you idiot! Tell me where is your office. I’ll come there and click on your computer.
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”
The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”
The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend, it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”
A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number
of his friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.
He went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. Finally, he found one where the clerk seemed experienced.
“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” the guy asked.
“Have you tried a wife?” the clerk responded.
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said,
“Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took *ff all her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said,
“Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway.”
