An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, and a really mean and tough-looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, ”Lady if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”
She turns to him with a smirk and says, ”You want ketchup on that?”
The salesman says, ”Why do you ask?”
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She says, ”We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”
A blonde won a motor home.
A blonde named Sally goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it.
She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, Sally begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stereo system!”
Sally replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again Sally says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
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The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
