A waiter takes an order from a customer who asks for half a Caesar salad.
The waiter says, “Well we have a small one and a large one, would you like the small one?”
The customer says, “No, I don’t want a small or a big. I want HALF a Caesar salad. Why is that so hard?”
The waiter says, “Okay… let me talk to the chef.”
The waiter walks off toward the kitchen but he does not see that the customer has gotten up from his table and is following right behind him.
The waiter walks into the kitchen and says to the chef, “Some asshole jerk weirdo out there wants me to get him HALF a Caesar salad…” he jerks his thumb toward the dining room, and in so doing, he sees the customer standing right behind him.
“And this fine gentleman would like the other half.”
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A man orders a tomato soup at a restaurant
A man orders tomato soup at a restaurant.
As soon as the waiter brought the soup, he started yelling at the waiter asking him to taste the tomato soup.
The waiter says, “Sorry sir, we are not allowed to do this. I will bring you another one.”
He still kept yelling at him and asking him to taste the soup.
The waiter was nervous now, so he said to the man, “I’ll call the manager.”
As soon as the manager arrives, he starts yelling at him and asks him to taste the soup.
The manager apologizes and immediately says it’s not in their policy and he asks the waiter to bring another one.
But the man wouldn’t stop asking the manager to taste the soup.
Finally, the manager gives up and says, “Okay. I’ll taste the soup. Please give me the spoon.”
The man says, “Exactly.”
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