A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road suddenly he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.
He asks one of the men, “Why are you eating this disgusting grass?”
The man replies, “I’m too poor, it’s all we have.”
The lawyer replies, “You and your buddy can come home with me and I’ll feed you.”
The man replies, “But sir, we both have families.”
The lawyer replies, “Bring them all!” So they all pile into the car.
One of the men’s wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, “Thank you so much sir, we really needed this.”
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The lawyer responds, “No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you’ll love it!”
A trucker was awoken by some joggers
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while.
As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker.
He falls asleep again, but he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker.
Deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME.
He sticks the paper in his windshield. But he has awoken again.
‘It’s 5:25!” another jogger yells at him.
