A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, and the husband farted.
The next morning the guy told his wife: “Last night I dreamed that I’d bought a Mercedes!”
His wife said: “That is right and you tootled for me.”
LOL!!
The wife asked her husband
After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot!!!” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!
LOL!!
Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car.”
She texts back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!
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