The wife turns to her husband and asks, “Darling, if I were to pass away, would you consider remarrying?”
The husband takes a moment to reflect and responds, “In time, I believe I might. We all seek companionship to heal.”
Curiosity lingers as the wife inquires, “And if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?”
With a thoughtful nod, the husband explains, “We’ve invested much into creating the perfect home. It’s unlikely I’d part with it. Yes, she probably would.”
Continuing her questioning, the wife asks, “Hypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our very bed?”
The husband’s eyes meet hers, “Indeed, our bed is fairly new, an investment of $2,000. It’s built to endure, so yes, she would.”
A mischievous glint in her eye, the wife adds one final twist, “And if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?”
Laughter fills the room as the husband playfully retorts, “Ah, but there’s a catch! She’s a lefty, my dear!”
A wife accused her husband of cheating
One morning, a man was quietly reading his newspaper when his wife crept up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head.
Shocked, the man asked, “What was that for?”
The wife replied, “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary written on it?”
“Oh honey, remember when I went to the horse races two weeks ago? “Mary was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” the man replied.
The wife looked satisfied and apologized before kissing him and walking away.
Three days later he was sitting in his chair reading again when the wife returned.
This time she slapped him across the face.
The man held his cheek and asked, “What was that for this time?”
The wife answered, “Your horse called.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
