A woman walks into the Social Worker’s office, trailed by 15 kids.
“WOW!” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?”
“Yeah, they’re all mine,” the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, “Sit down Terry.” All the children rush to find seats.
“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.”
“This one’s my oldest – he is Terry.”
“OK, and who’s next?”
“Well, this one he is Terry, also.”
One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry!. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terry!
“All right,” says the caseworker, “I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?”
“Well, yes – it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Terry!’ And when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Terry!’ and they all come running…. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Terry.”
“But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?” the caseworker asked
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“I call them by their surnames.”
Women always smart!
In their own way. LoLLL.
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