A woman walked into a pet shop and immediately noticed a large, beautiful parrot with a price tag of just $50.
“Why so cheap?” she asked.
The shop owner hesitated. “I’ve got to be honest with you… this parrot used to live in a b.r.o.thel. It might say some inappropriate things.”
The woman thought for a moment, then shrugged. “I’ve heard worse. I’ll take him.”
She brought the bird home, hung the cage in the living room, and waited.
The parrot looked around its new surroundings, then at the woman, and said:
“New house, new madam.”
A little shocked, she laughed it off.
Later that afternoon, her two teenage daughters came home from school.
The parrot observed them and said: “New house, new madam, new girls.”
The daughters burst out laughing, though slightly embarrassed.
But then the husband walked in from work.
The parrot tilted its head, gave him a long look, and said: “New house, new madam, new girls… old clients!”
LOL!!
A Man Goes Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot.
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
