A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!”
The next time the sink dripped, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?”
The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A Plumber?!”
Two days later, a light bulb went out and she begged him again, “Honey, can you change the light bulb?”
His reply was, “What am I? An electrician?!”
A few days later, the husband comes home from work to find that the lawn is cut, the faucet is fixed, and the light bulb is changed. Very surprised, he says, “Honey, what happened here?”
The wife replies, “You know our new next-door neighbor? He came over and fixed everything.”
The husband says, “Honey, how did you pay him?!” “Oh, you know,” the wife says, “he told me that I could either bake him a cake or s-l.e.e.p with him.”
Somewhat relieved the husband asks, “Whew, so what kind of a cake did you bake for him?”
The wife replies, “Who do you think I am? Betty Crocker?!”
Husband asks wife how many men she has been with
A newly married couple is lying in bed and the husband curiously asks his wife how many men she has been with.
Despite his question, the woman remains silent and looks at the ceiling.
Pressing the matter, the husband asks again, assuring her, “Just share it with me, it’s okay. How many men have you been with?”
Still met with silence, the wife’s eyes remain fixed above.
Realizing his words may have caused discomfort, the husband apologizes: “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could have an open and trusting relationship…”
However, his wife remains silent.
Feeling defeated, the husband concedes, saying, “That’s alright, please don’t be upset.”
Despite his attempts to comfort her, the woman does not respond.
The husband determined to bridge the gap, begins to hold her closely, showering her with hugs and kisses as a display of his affection.
In this moment of intimacy, the wife appears to snap out of her silence.
She redirects her gaze from the ceiling to her husband, her expression now one of frustration.
With a hint of exasperation, she blurts out, “Oh, come on! You’ve made me lose count!”
