A woman’s husband had been drifting in and out of a coma for months, but she never left his side.
Every single day, she sat by him, holding his hand and hoping for his recovery.
One day, he finally opened his eyes, looked around, and motioned for her to come closer.
She leaned in, her heart racing with relief and joy. His voice was weak, but he managed to whisper, tears glistening in his eyes, “You know something? You’ve been with me through every tough moment in my life.”
She smiled warmly as he continued, “When I lost my job, you were there for me. When my business went under, you stood by my side. When I got s.h.o.t, you were right there in the hospital. When we lost the house, you stayed with me. And when my health started to fail, you never left.”
Her heart swelled with emotion as she whispered back, “Oh, darling, that’s so sweet. What are you trying to say?”
He took a deep breath, looked her in the eye, and said, “I think you’re cursed.”
LOL!!
An elderly couple were going to bed
An elderly couple were going to bed!
The old man was sleepy and trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish me good night!”
The old man grudgingly extended his hand to hold her hand and said, “Good night!”
Just as he was about to doze off she said, “You would then kiss me lovingly!”
Again the old man a bit more cheesed off gave her a gentle kiss on her cheeks.
Just as he was about to fall asleep again she said, and then you would give me a bite on my neck!
The old man tossed away his blanket and got off the bed.
“Where are you going now?” she asked.
“To bring my damn teeth!”
