A man enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to him, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?”, said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
After having his hair cut and leaving, he sees the boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his dad, “How was I born?”
“Well honey…” said the slightly prudish father, “the stork brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and mom get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the stork brought us too.”
“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said the father
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”