After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the woman launched a tirade listing all the problems she had had over the years of their marriage.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after tolerating this long enough, the therapist stood up, walked around the desk, and asked the woman to stand up, he embraced and kissed her as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?’
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‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.’
A blonde and her husband listening the neighbour’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”
