A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that was pretty good. I’ll have another.”
The kid says, “That’ll be another dime.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man, “your sign says ‘all I can drink for a dime.’”
“But you just had a cup, didn’t you?” asked the kid.
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“Yeah.”
“Well, that’s all you can drink for a dime.”
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons.
A young mother was preparing breakfast for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
They both said they wanted pancakes. As the pancakes were almost finished and the syrup was being heated in the microwave, the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother, who was also a Sunday School teacher, saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
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Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.
