It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel, and the poor receptionist was just about to doze off… when suddenly, an elderly lady came running toward the front desk, totally panicked.
“Please come quickly!” she cried. “I just saw a N.A.K3D man outside my window!”
The receptionist rushed up to her room, expecting the worst.
“Where is he?” she asked.
The old lady pointed to the apartment building across the street. And sure enough, there was a man—s.h.i.r.tless—moving around inside.
The receptionist tried to calm her down: “Ma’am, he’s probably just getting ready for bed. And besides, you can only see him from the waist up!”
The old lady gave her a LOOK and said… “Sweetheart… try standing on the dresser!”
Some people know how to get the full view!
An old woman was walking her dog one evening
One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man ran by her, grabbed her purse, and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes.
The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s really not a big deal. She carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she comes home to get rid of it.
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
